Shard's fault really, because I stole this from her.. But OK.. XD

1. Name: Scott.
2. Nickname(s): Argus, LM.
3. Birthday: April 26th, 1993.
4. That makes you: 16.
5. Where were you born: Scotland.
6. Location right now: Scotland.
7. Shoe size: 10.
8. How many piercings?: None, don’t plan on getting any.
9. Tattoos?: See above.
10. When you wake up you're: Still asleep.
11. When your about to sleep you're: NYAAAAAAAAGH.
12. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
13. Chinese sign: Rooster.
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: Sucks.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: 100% Scottish beef.
18. Hair colour: Black.
19. Eye colour: Blue.
20. Weight: Heavy. VERY heavy.
21. Height: 5’10”.
22. Braces?: Nope.
23. Glasses?: No.


Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Nope.
25. If so, who?: N/A.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Not at the moment.
28. Ever cheated on your gf?: Not when I was with her.
29. Who was your first kiss: Nobody, unsurprisingly.
30. Who was your last: See above.
31. Are you a virgin?: Biggest you may ever know.
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Not ever. Don’t plan to.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be?: Never thought about it.
34. Have you ever been in love?: Once.
35. Broken any hearts?: Yep.
36. Got your heart broken?: Nope.
37. Ever liked a friend?: Nope.
38. What happened?: Nyeh.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: One.
40. How many were serious enough to count: That one.
41. Who were those serious ones: Wouldn’t you like to know..?
42. Funnest hook-ups: Eh?
43. What made them different: Uhm..
44. What happened: …
45. Best girlfriend: The only one.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: What?
47. Ever been kissed: Nope.
48. Who do you want back: …
49. Who do you regret: …
50. Why: Ehm..

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: I have a few.
52. Movie: Not big on ‘em.
53. Food: If it’s edible, I’ll usually like it a lot.
54. Drink: Beer.
55. Store: What?
56. Television show: Don’t watch a lot of TV.
57. Holiday: Summer. xD
58. Book: Probably the Darren Shan saga.
59. Ice cream: Vanilla, yes, I’m boring.
60. Sweets: Boiled.
61. Crisps: Walkers?
62. Type of music: I’ll listen to anything if it doesn’t suck.
63. Artist: That one.
64. Word: -raises eyebrow-
65. Time of day: 3:30pm.
66. Dressing: Only if mayonnaise counts.
67. Alcoholic drink: Bud.
68. Colour(s): Orange. And black too.
70. Character: Kunimitsu from Tekken.
71. Smell: Petrol.
72. Shampoo: Eh?
73. Soap: The soapy kind.
74. Smiley:  That one.
75. Board game: None.
76. Sport: Do e-sports count?
77. Number: 4.
78. Quote: I forgot the quote.
79. Animal: Panther.
80. Actor: Uh?
82. Vegetable: The edible one.
83. Fruit: Orange.
84. Place to be: At my computer.
85. Thing in your room: Posters.
86. Gum: Don’t chew.
87. Shape: Hexagon.
88. Country: Japan
89. Mall: You can have a favourite?
90. Car: Ferarri F40.
91. Boy's name: Mike.
92. Girl's name: Kat.
93. Family member: …
94. Restaurant: You can have a favourite?
95. Movie place: See above.
96. Person to go to the movies with: ?!
98. Brand of shoe: Those ones that I wear?
99. Brand of clothing: I care?
100. Body part of a chicken: The beak.
101. Swear word: The F-bomb.
102. Month: April.
103. Possession: Computer.
104. Team: Team Ninja.
105. Season: Winter.
106. Radio station: Eh?
107. Magazine: See above.
108. Favorite grade: STOP CONFUSING ME!
109. Least favorite grade: NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
110. Teacher: Somebody.
111. Least favorite teacher: Somebody else.
112. Subject: Computing.
113. Subject to talk about: Things and stuff.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: The woman.
115. Who's your dad?: The man.
116. Any step-parents?: Possible future step-mum.
117. Any brothers?: None.
118. Any Sisters?: Possible future step-sister.
120. Coolest: …
121. Loudest: Dad.
122. Best relative: Ehm..
123. Worse relative: Uh..
124. Do you get along with your parents? Pretty much.
125. With your siblings? I don’t see my step-sister often, but yeah, we get along well.
126. Does anyone understand you?: NO THEY DON’T! –crycry- Seriously? Who cares..?
127. Pet? Fish.
128. If so, what kind and name? Goldfish, Fish.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? Ehm..
130. Can I be a part of your family? WHAT.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yep.
132. Did you drop out?: Obviously not!
133. Your current GPA: What’s a GPA?
134. Do you buy or bring lunch? I bring it.
135. ABC's? Yes, I know them.
136. Favorite class: Didn’t I answer this already?
137. Play any sports at school? HATE sports.
138. Are you popular? Far from it.
140. Most humiliating moment: Too many to put here.
141. Most funniest moment: NYAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: -insert chicken noise here-
146. Dog: Kane, my Basset who got put up for adoption.. T~T
147. Christina Aguilera: ..?
148. Ricky Martin: Uh.
149. 50 cent: Eeeew. Rapper.
150. Poop: YouTube.
151. Beach: Radioactive.
152. Desert: Sand.
153. Water: Wet.
154. Osama: TERRORIST! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
155. Love: What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more..
156. Your little brother: Don’t have one.
157. Butt: BUMHOLES!
158. Clowns: Krusty?
159. Wonder: Wonderwaaaaaaaaallllll…
16o. Brown: Poo.
161. Banana: Have a banana! (You don’t wanna know.)
162. Sex: Pronz?
163. Parents: I have them.
164. Homosexuals: Yes, they exist.
165. God: Oh god.. ¬¬

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Not really.
167. Heaven: Not really.
168. Devil: He’s in Tekken, if that’s what you mean.
169. Hell: You mean that place on the map?
170: Boogy man: Nope.
171. Closet Monsters: Nah.
172. Fortune tellings: Hah. Never.
173. Magic: A bit.
174. Love at first sight: Nnnot really.
175. Ghosts: Hell no.
176. Voo-doo dolls: If only..
177. Reincarnation: Yep.
178. Yourself: What?! You’re kidding, right?

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: NEVER.
180. Do drugs: NEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.
181. Drink alcohol: Yes.
182. Cuss: Occasionally.
183. Sing in the shower: Not really.
184. Like school: See above.
185. Want to get married: Never thought about it.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Nope.
187. Think you're attractive: HAHAHAHAHAHANo.
188. Drink and drive: Can’t even drive.
189. Snore: I’ve been told that I do.
190. Sleep walk: It’s been mentioned..
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: So cheesy.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Nope.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Not really.
194. Told that person how you felt: Told what person I felt what?
195. Been arrested: Don’t plan on it.
196. Gone to jail or juve: See above.
197. Skateboarded: Yes.
198. Skinny dipped: Nope.
199. Rock climbed: Yes.
200. Killed someone: Only in video games.
201. Watched porn: Pr0nz?
202. Gone on a road trip: Yep.
203. Went out of the country: A-yup.
204. Talked back to an adult: Mmhm.
205. Broken a law: Nope.
206. Got pulled over: Can’t drive, so no.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not really.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Don’t think so, but I would.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Nope.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nah.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Yep.
213. Moon someone?: Nope.
214. Shop-lifted: Not a chance.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No thanks.
216. Eaten a dog: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—No.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Once.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: I glued my fingers together once..
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: NEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.
222. Done drugs: WHY WOULD I?!
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Not that I know of.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Nope.
225. Had cyber sex: That’s possible?
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Not really.
227. Caught someone doing something: Caught who doing what now?
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Nope.
229. Cried during a movie: Nah.
230. Cried over someone: Nope.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: As aforementioned, nope.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Yep.
233. Ran away from home: Nope.
234. Cheated on a test: Not as far as I remember.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: No.
236. Sky dive: NO.
237. Swim with dolphins: Sure, why not?
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No!
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Sex change? No thanks.
240. Lie to the police: I’m not stupid.
241. Run from the police: See above.
242. Lie to your parents: Maybe.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No.
244. Be an exotic dancer: That’s a disturbing prospect.
245. Fuck a donkey for 1,000,000: EW.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: No.
247. Loud: A-yup.
248. Nice: I try to be.
249: Outgoing: I’m a recluse! ^^
250: Quiet: Not really.
251. Mean: Not intentionally.
252. Emotional: A bit.
253. Sensitive: Not really.
254. Gay: Nope.
255. Strong: Kinda..
256. Weak: I wouldn’t think so.
257. Caring: I try to be.
258. Dangerous: In what sense?
259. Crazy: So people tell me.
260. Spontaneous: Kinda.
261. Funny: No.
262. Sweet: I’m not a sugary product.
263. Sharing: I try.
264. Responsible: When the situation calls for it.
265. Trustworthy: Can be.
266. Open-minded: I try to be.
267. Creative: Yep.
268. Cute: Never.
269. Slick: Nope.
270. Smart: I like to think so.
271. Dumb: Most likely.
272. Evil: Not ever.
273. Ghetto: Nope.
274. Classy: No.
275. Photogenic: Never.
276. Dependable: I try to be.
277. Greedy: Sometimes.
278. Ugly: Yes.
279. Messy: A bit.
280. Neat: Kinda.
281. Perverted: A bit.
282. Silly: Yup.
283. A Bitch: I hope not.
284. A Good Listener: I can be.
285. A Fighter: I don’t try to start fights.
286. A Party Animal: Don’t do parties, really.
287. A Game Freak: Hell yes.
288. A Computer Freak: Oh yeah.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Pro gamer.
290. Dream house: As long as I can live in it, I don’t care.
291. Husband/Wife: Never thought about it.
292. Kids: See above.
293. Names: We discussed this earlier, didn’t we?
294. Pets: A cat. Possibly a dog.
295. Car: A shiny one that goes VROOM! VROOOOM!
296. Age you would want to get married: It’ll happen when it happens.
297. Best Man/Bridesmaid: No idea.
298. Honeymoon: Somewhere.

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Uhm..
300. Known the longest: I’m not sure.
301. Craziest: Someone.
302. Loudest: One of ‘em.
303. Shyest: Eh?
304. Best hair: Don’t rate it.
305. Best eyes: Don’t tend to look at people’s eyes.
306. Best body: You rate that?
307. Most Athletic: No.
308. Hot-Tempered: If I counted, probably me.
309. Most impatient: See above.
310. Shortest: One of ‘em.
311. Tallest: Another one of ‘em.
312. Skinniest: That one.
313. Best singer: That other one.
314. Funniest: NYEH.
315. Can always make you laugh: One of ‘em.
316. Wish you talked to more: A person.
317. Wish you saw more: Another person.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Most of ‘em.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Not many of them.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Didn’t we discuss this?
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Someone.
322. Who is like your family: That doesn’t even make sense!
323. How many friends do you have? Less than 5?
324. How many are really close? The ones that aren’t far away.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: A plum.
326. Thing you drank: Lemonade.
327. Thing you wore: My school uniform.
328. Thing you did: Turn on the PC.
329. Place you went: School.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing.
331. Person you saw: A friend.
332. Person you hugged: Someone.
333. Person you kissed: I dunno.
334. Person you fucked: Nobody.
335. Person you talked to online: MP.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My dad.
337. Song you heard: Plug In Baby by Muse.
338. Show you saw: That one with the thing.
339. Time you fought with your parents: Who cares?
340. Time you fought with a friend: No idea.
341. Words you said: Yes.

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing.
344. What are you drinking: See above.
345. What are you thinking: Not a lot.
346. What are you wearing: “This guy needs a beer” T-shirt and also jeans.
347. What are you doing: Filling this in.
349. Hair: Yes, I have it
350. Mood: Neutral.
351. Listening to: The Bonus Stage Theme Song.
352. Talking to anyone: Nope.
353. Watching anything: My screen.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: Nope.
355. Are you a carnivore: Yep.
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes.
357. Do you like penguins: They’re alright, I guess.
358. Do you write poetry: No, I suck at it.
359. Do you see stupid people: All the time.
360. You + Me = NO.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Not all of them.
362. Can you see flying pigs: Nope.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Nope.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Don’t believe that I am.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No idea.
366. Are you a zombie: No. Are you?
367. Am I annoying you: Yes. Very much so.
368. Do you bite your nails: Nope.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yep.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Nope.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: NO.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter.
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn.
374. Shakira or Britney: I care. Really.
375. MTV or VH1: I haven’t seen either.
376. Black or White: Black.
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow.
378. Football or Basketball: Hate.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither, but most likely tattoo.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol. Weed is for idiots.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
386. Tape or Glue: Glue.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonald’s. No idea what In-N-Out is.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It’s alright.
389. About boy bands: SUCK
390. About suicide: BAD.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Assholes.
392. About teen pregnancy: Don’t care for it.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Somewhere.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Some people.
395. About gay men: They’re people too.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Not really.
397. Current weather right now: Bright, surprisingly.
398. Current time:
399. Any shout outs: Stolen from Shard. NYEEEEEAAAAAHHH.
400. Last thoughts: Omega X Shard is a GOOD THING.